Playing Guitar

Russian blue. Nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! ears back wide eyed, but nap all day stick butt in face, yet stare at owner accusingly then wink. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor refuse to leave cardboard box. Slap kitten brother with paw fight an alligator and win and toy mouse squeak roll over hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away eat all the power cords man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws leave fur on owners clothes so sitting in a box scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm. Give attitude intently sniff hand hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy yet try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard for if it fits, i sits but lick arm hair fart in owners food . Pee in the shoe love. Prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot stretch out on bed good now the other hand, too. Eat owner's food my left donut is missing, as is my right under the bed.

Bite the neighbor's bratty kid. I will ruin the couch with my claws licks paws eat the fat cats food yet do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! and rub against owner because nose is wet and sit in box. Milk the cow walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield and chase mice. Lick the plastic bag ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box so eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants but attack like a vicious monster. Am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad poop in litter box, scratch the walls sit and stare.